Yesterday afternoon I thought it would be nice to walk up to the local park to feed the ducks. It was mainly because we had about half a loaf of stale bread to get rid of and didn’t want to just chuck it in the bin, but the thought was still there, right?
When I got to the pond in the park, the ducks looked very seagull-like. No wait, they were seagulls. Not a bloody duck in sight.